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Are you traveling around Athas (Dark Sun) with your gaming group during this holiday season? Did you ever say, “You know what! I wish we had a nice holiday song we could sing wile traveling Athas.”

Well today is your day my fine friend! We all know the tune to Winter Wonderland right?

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We’re happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.

And now the Dark Sun version you should sing at your next holiday season gaming table.

Title: It’s an Athas Wonderland

Slave chains ring….are you listening?
In the air, whips are whistling
What a beautiful sight, a flogging tonight!
Traveling with a Athas caravan.

Gone away, is their freedom
Sell ‘em to whoever needs ‘em.
We sing a war song as we go along,
Traveling with a Athas caravan.

In the dunes we can burn the village;
We can burn it right down to the ground!
Then when we are done we’ll rape and pillage….
Or maybe it’s the other way around?

Later on, we’ll conspire
Divide the loot by the fire.
To face unafraid, the enemies we made,
Traveling with a Athas caravan.